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Oh it was so horrible!
You were right.
I had everything all set up outside for the going away party. It was below freezing, I had all of Frosty’s favorite foods, ice cream cake, frozen drinks, snow cones… I even had on a cd with Burl Ives singing “Frosty the Snowman” and I had a special gift for him - a new carrot nose! (the old one was getting moldy)
He looked so happy when I brought him out from the freezer - and then the dog took a whiff of him and thought his dreams had come true of an enormous hunk of beef standing before him. Oh, it was so awful… The dog started chomping on Frosty… His head came off.. Coal eyes popping off.. Stick arms flying through the air ( sorry to be so graphic). By the time I pulled the dog off of him there wasn’t much left intact.
All is not lost, I managed to salvage Frosty’s head. I put it in my freezer. It’s suppose to snow on Sunday, I’ll build him a new body and send him on his way.
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Oh no, he’s going to smell like a seven bone roast.
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Don’t worry! I have him stored in a meat freezer at the local butcher shop. I want to have a little going away party for him before he leaves. we’re going to have snow this weekend so I can give him a quick touch up and send hm on his way.
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Oh no, he’s melting! Noooooo
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Good point! I better hurry. Frosty looks like he’s lost a little weight.
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Make sure you get a refrigerated compartment!
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Hmmm ok thanks for the advice. I’m getting online to purchase airline tickets for him right now.
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The snowman needs a magical top hat and you need to get him to the north pole ASAP!
Poor Frosty…
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i used to raise snowmen but they kept disappearing in the spring.
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Naw I don’t but everyone around me has horses. I used to raise chickens .
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Um… I like horses but I don’t own any and haven’t ridden on in awhile.
Do you have any?
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Do you have any horses?
